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25th July. The long awaited until you got bored of waiting and forgot The Continued Adventures of Candy 2: The Continuing. 20th May. The latest update took sodding ages and forever and I hate everything. Over on Arty Stuff Anna has provided a wonderful little article on a documentary she watched, complete with wild and fanciful html. Both open in a new window. 25th April. I added some Orks to my Warhammer section. Much lamp fiddling and digicam backbreaking was involved. I have nothing else to add, took a heck of a lot more effort than is shown through measly pictures. I suppose I should mention Sam Garner and Jenny and all my other dumplings who read this site specifically to complain about not appearing in updates that's right I went there. 2nd February, 2005. Good evening. The Real Stories page features a new tale, Learning to Fry: From Chick to Bird, taking a more adventurous turn than the page's previous horrible tales. I also cleaned up some of the oversights regarding page headers and such. 17th January, 2005. Hello! Big updates on the Pictures page with some more crappy voice clips and some more pictures. It features Garner, who demanded he be included. He is cool, and also a plumber, and so he constantly asks women 'Would you like me to fix your pipes?' He is effortlessly manly. I may also update this page with thumbnails eventually but that would require I steal porn site html. Also updated the most homosexual place on Earth with more Warhammer models. 2nd January, 2005. I updated the long neglected Real Stories page with another mysterious, harrowing tale...which I like to call GOOD AFTERNOON MR HOUSE 10th November, 2004. Phew, crikey. Lots of stuffs just done, such as things you won't notice if I've done them correctly - like smoothing out the html bumps, organising the stupid directories into some semblance of sanity and updating the now broken links (yes, I did know that would happen.) Over on a certain Arty Stuff page I've added the Warhammer 40,000 section, which took far, far too long to sort out. Bloody tables. It contains something I wrote ages ago and which is consequentally both horribly outdated and terribly written. There's more to come for the Arty page, because I drew lots while on holiday in Porthcawl. There's something else I have to do but just bloody forgot. 29th May, 2004. Been a bloody long time, eh? I've added a couple of complete albums to the Pictures section - something I've had uploaded for a long time but put off showing. They're picture of me and my family at Long Sutton's Butterfly and Animal Park and Hunstanton, two of my favourite places for outings. Also, a new section - Stories Of Fun - where I'll be adding silly little story thingies. In theory. Toodles! 26th March, 2003. I updated Arty Stuff with a poem. 19th March, 2003. Man I am so unused to html. It's been such a long time since my ICT classes taught me anything I'd want to know. But anyway, now on the Funny Stuff page are some submissions from Heather. Bow to her children. 18th February, 2003.  FOR ALLAH. I also decided the counters were pissing me off, so say bye bye to them. 16th November, 2002. And now, on the Pictures page, Schmitt's World presents Penis The Mighty. Thank you, and I bid you all adieu. 2nd November, 2002. MORE STUFF ON THAT PAGE WITH PICTURES ON Holiday photos and a bit of David Went's blatantly homosexual fantasies. 13th October, 2002. Check out the middle section of my Picture page. VOICES. 7th October, 2002. Poems added to arty stuff page. More stuff being planned. Including the same kind of explanation that goes with the poems to go with my drawings...also more drawings to come, and stuff about friends; online and off. Bohemian Rhapsody has started. So I'm off. 5th October, 2002. Yes. Arty page added. I'll put more stuff on it later, too busy and tired now. I'll also put poems on there...aswell as a Sim Girl slapping Sim Me across the face, courtesy of Nat. I'm also thinking about adding friends to the photo page, although a couple have already said they're not happy about putting their mugs on here. I'm not either, wouldn't want to scare off the customers... Much is being planned. Oh yes. 16th September, 2002. [points.] Like it? I decided that since my ICT classes kept giving me html, I should put it to some use...hence grey background, everything in boxes, and I'm now playing with the scrollbar colour. That and make tiny verdana text my eternal bitch. | ||
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13th April, 2002. Yes, I now have even less of a life:
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2nd April, 2002. I've got a rather spiffy side banner now. I'm going to add a piccy for each section...spruce it up a bit. Many thanks to Pegs for introducing me to this incredible html website. You rule Peggy! And now, dear reader, some good news. That's right, I've actually got content! Read, and be amused, you cute little buggers. Oh, yeah, I've got rid of a couple of features. I will be adding a links page, a Jonny Quest page, and an article page. Now don't you feel special? No? Git. | ||
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24th March, 2002. I uploaded the site, put up the title, the idiotic bit at the very top, and started a couple of links. It's still pretty empty, though. Giz a minute, you impatient gits. |
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