This is my Sense of Humour a Decade ago it Makes me Sad
| Random. I used to be conceited but now I'm perfect. "Yes, you may dance naked if you wish- but it's a privilege...not a right." -Xerjester. I'm not prejudiced. I hate everybody. Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. All quotes will be shamelessly pilfered, misquoted, and used against you. Life: Sexually transmitted, and always fatal. ***************** "Today, if you are not confused, you are just not thinking clearly." -U. Peter ***************** NEXT TIME YOU MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT A GIANT, CRIME-FIGHTING BAT, I WANT R-E-A-L-I-S-M. -E-Reverend Hardly trying, and yet succeeding with resounding waves of betterness. It's great family fun without the family. Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk? May your first true love never be able to testify against you in a court of law. -Xerjester. I'm not Opinionated, I'm just always Right. *beep* Your opinion is very important to us, please hold while we ignore it. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. |
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Chat Up Lines. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest man/woman/sheep on earth tonight. I LOVE YOU. Get your coat. You've pulled. |
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From Pegs:
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? You must be wearing space underwear because your butt is out of this world! You're so hot you make the elastic in my underwear melt! |
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From Heather Romito: Can I take your picture? That way I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas. Do you clean your pants with windex because I can definitely see myself in them. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Your name must be milk because DAMN you sure would do MY body good! |
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