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25th July. The long awaited until you got bored of waiting and forgot The Continued Adventures of Candy 2: The Continuing. |
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Why Did I Waste My Time On This? Lost in the mists of time (prior to social networking sites) this was pretty much the most convenient way to propagate anything for mass consumption. This site was started on Geocities, hence all the html (poorly coded by yours truly) until its untimely demise. Regretfully days before its death I managed to save it all and transfer it here, for precious little reason. I had blue hair once, for about a month, and folk were curious. Like, half a decade ago. Then all of this happened. A twisted nostalgia and a need to keep the things that interest me and I want to vaguely share, as well as some of the nonsense I engage in, shall be kept here. It is of absolutely no use to the general population, and too nerdy for any of its subsets, but then if you're somehow stumbled upon this place one rather hopes you meant to be here. You have my sincerest apologies otherwise. |
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About Me Hello and welcome. I have stopped growing, and am now ancient beyond belief; an eldritch abomination against nature, temporally frozen. I am Schmitt Van Dean, I guess, though my guest book is full of people from half a decade ago naming me properly anyway. I was born in Wales and moved to England when 8, probably to avoid the mutagenic effects of the coal industry's smog. I do not know any non-English languages, and am slovenly in rectifying the situation. I know a bit about Nazis and dinosaurs and this language. I have visited France twice. Nice place, everyone speaks French there, the idiots, and they are all brimming with ideas of what you should do with your lady friends. No one does anything productive, I have seriously never seen so many people standing slouching around not doing anything, and the country seems to be full of fat old peasant farmers and drunken homeless guys who look astonishingly attractive, have a permanent five o'clock shadow and can speak decent English. The nosh and wine are glorious. I have a blog, which I refuse to update, called Feed Yourself to the Moss. It is stupifyingly boring, don't bother. |
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Hobbies I'm on the JQML. And I'm going to link it right here because I'm such a sweetheart. I am also a fan of a certain geeky game known as Warhammer 40,000, and now even Warhammer Fantasy. I have a page devoted to it. For a while I was temporary manager of Aspen's Jonny Quest Fic by Categories Site Pay it a visit, or I'll kill this puppy.  |
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