Schmitt's World

Thingy: The Adventures Of Candy.

The Continued Adventures Of Candy.

Script: Jason Luke Grainger.
Director and photographer: Dadda?
Actors: Candy the rat dog.
Special Cameo appearences: Mummy.

One day, someone or other snuck up on the ferocious dog, cunningly named Candy. She, however, was as alert as ever and spotted the intruder.

"OH NO!" Said the person with the camera, who I suspect was dad but I'm not quite sure.

The clash was fierce, the poor pup left exhausted after seconds of battle.

BUT THERE HAD TO BE A VICTOR, AND INDEED THERE WAS:

The brave, brave rat-dog lost quite terribly, possibly due to high blood-alcohol levels, or possibly due to microwave radiation.

The end.

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